Could the US-China Trade War Be Over Soon?
PGNewser – According to a former Reagan confidante, John Rutledge, a trade deal getting done right now between the US and China is very possible. | Get the Full Story
Here Come the Kamikazis, But They’re American, and They’re Drones
PG Newser – The Department of Defense is searching from some Marvins of the sky, that is, depressed robots, depressed robots willing to kill themselves. Ok, so we’re really just talking about suicide drones, and the Department of Defense wants them, and they want them bigly. | Get the Full Story
Joy is a Spark, Literally, and Scientists Can Deliver it to You
PG Newser – If you want to be happy, if that’s all you want, and you don’t care why, and you don’t care how, try new spark joy, though it’s not been officially named spark joy, even though that would be a great name for it. Researchers that haven’t been identified in the Discover Magazine article have figured out how to make you happy with just a spark, and there’s video proof to boot. | Get the Full Story
RightZilla – OAC Pulls Boss Card in Epic Video Slapdown
Leftzilla – The Donald Could Be Cell-Bound After 2020 | Get the Full Story
MicroPenis Trap Upsets New Bride, Who Spills the Sausage on Reddit.
PG Newser – One day you wake up to learn that your wife decided to share on the public internets a story about your micropenis. The story goes like this, you have a micropenis. This happened Not only did it happen, but the wife, your new wife, was asking her Reddit friends for advice. What do you do when your manz has a micropenis and he didn’t tell you ahead of time? Is he a microtrap? | Get the Full Story
No likely survivors in cargo jet crash in Texas, sheriff says – CBS News
Judge sets $1 million bail for singer R. Kelly on sexual assault charges – Reuters
Assange gets new Australian passport; Headed home? – Evening Standard
Trump administration sends 1,000 more troops to Mexican border to install barbed wire on fence – BizPacReviews | Get the Full Story